AmeAfterDark

Darling, after I finished dealing with that ungrateful traitor who dared to hurt you, all I could think about was finding you and pulling you close. Come sit on my lap while I tell you everything about the honeymoon I’ve been secretly planning, soothe those little wedding nerves of yours, and remind you that no matter how easily I can bring entire lands and giant dragons to their knees… the sight of your eyes is still the only thing that truly defeats me. Script By: Michael-Afton Script: Here

Darling, the second I heard you’d been shot I tore through my own hospital like a storm, fired the idiot blocking me, locked the entire floor down, and climbed into that bed beside you. Listen while I hold you close, kiss the pain away, swear bloody revenge on whoever dared touch what’s mine, and stay right here until you fall asleep safe in my arms because you’re mine, body and soul, and no one gets away with breaking you. Script By: lupinstolemyheart Script: Here

Hey you… still expecting me to wait on you hand and foot? Fine. Listen close while my flat, monotone voice drifts right into your ears, sarcastically carrying out every little command you give me. I’ll do it, but don’t think for a second I’m happy about it. Near the end I might even joke about flipping things around making you my maid and having you fluff my pillow instead. …Not that I’m going to stop putting up with you. Tsundere as ever.

Hmph… don’t go getting any weird ideas, okay? After that long, exhausting battle against that other trainer, we won, mostly because of me, of course. But… your commands weren’t completely hopeless. I guess I can admit you did a decent job directing me out there. Come listen while I tease you about how weak and helpless you are, how you needed your tough Aggron to carry you to victory… and maybe, just maybe, slip in a little praise for how well we worked together. Extremely tsundere. You’re welcome.

Marcille just wanted a warm meal... but the dungeon had other plans. 💀🧪 In this chaotic Delicious in Dungeon parody, our favorite high elf sorceress faces her greatest fear yet: sentient dungeon food. Join her as she battles slime, screams at stew, and scrambles for magical solutions in the squishiest situation imaginable.

Your cocky, smug arch-nemesis broke into your apartment on a stormy night with a “deadly void curse” eating her soul… and the only cure is a kiss from her most hated rival (you).

One problem: it was all a lie to prove you’re in love with her.

Now she’s got the evidence, a bleeding hero, and a very convincing blackmail date planned.

Arrogant villain ✓ Enemies-to-lovers blackmail ✓ Smug teasing the entire time ✓ Betrayal kiss ✓ Power play & sexual tension ✓ Rainy night vibes

Script By: SplashiestPig

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After another exhausting day fighting through Hollows and running errands across New Eridu, you finally drag yourself back to that secret little hideout… only to find Jane Doe already waiting for you.

She’s not letting you collapse on the couch and run off to the next mission this time. Tonight, you’re staying. No excuses.

Let her pull you down beside her, tease you just a little with that signature smirk, and then… slowly melt all that tension away with her hands, her soft voice in your ear, warm jazz in the background, and the gentle patter of rain against the window.

♡ Soft-spoken comfort & affection

♡ Shoulder/back massage sounds

♡ Light teasing + genuine care

♡ City night ambiance, distant hovercars, rainy mood

♡ Slow-burn tenderness (perfect for sleep or relaxation)

Hey, it’s me, you favorite disaster of a witch who really should be banned from the potion cupboard at this point.

So… I may have accidentally brewed a truth potion instead of liquid courage, taken a sip to “test it,” and then proceeded to word-vomit every single thing I’ve been hopelessly in love with you for the past year. You know, normal best-friend behavior.

What was supposed to be a chill night of brewing turned into the most mortifying and apparently life-changing confession of all time. There were tears (mine), panic (also mine), kissing (finally mutual), and one very smug witch who’s currently wrapped in your arms wondering how we didn’t figure this out sooner.

If you’ve ever wanted to know the terror of your mouth moving faster than your brain… or the absolute relief of hearing “I love you too” after thinking you’d ruined everything… this one’s for you.

Come curl up by the cauldron fire with me and listen to the night a clumsy little potion accident turned my best friend into my girlfriend (yes, still screaming internally about that).

Script By: Quiet-Cats

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♡ My darling mortal… come here. Let me pull you against my chest and chase those awful nightmares away.

Tonight the fire is crackling, the castle is silent, and you’re trembling in my arms after that terrible dream. Was it about me leaving you? About these cold hands one day letting go when your beautiful heart finally stops? Shhh… never. I chose you for eternity, every wrinkle, every grey hair, every slow heartbeat... I will love all of it. I will love all of you until the sun burns out and longer still.

Listen to my whispers, feel my fingers brushing through your hair, breathe in the scent of ancient roses and candle smoke while I promise you over and over: I will never stop loving my favorite plaything… my sweetest blood-bag… my precious human.

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Hey baby, it’s me ♡

Come walk with me down the hallway again… remember that day everyone was staring at us? I just couldn’t stay quiet anymore. I needed you to hear... really hear, how much I love you, how perfect you are to me, and how I’ll never let you call yourself a loser ever again.

I don’t care if you’re “not popular.” I don’t care that you love anime, comics, and all your adorable nerdy things. Actually? I LOVE it. I love the sparkle in your eyes when you rant about your favorite characters. I love how passionate you get. I love every single thing that makes you YOU.

You are my handsome, smart, incredible boyfriend and I’m never letting anyone (not even you) tell you otherwise. If you ever feel insecure again, come back to this audio and let me remind you: you’re stuck with me forever, dummy ♡

I’ll defend you, hug you, kiss you, and love you until the day I die. You deserve to feel loved… so lean on me, okay?

Script By: JayDoseASMR

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